- No one expects you to take a bath every day.
- Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner or
anything else for that matter.
- When it's raining, you can lie around the house all day and
never worry about being fired.
- If it itches, you can reach it.
- And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch
it in public.
- It doesn't bother you if your favorite television show is
a
rerun.
- You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you're insensitive.
- April 15 means nothing to you.
- People at drive-through windows never charge you for treats.
- Your friends don't think less of you for passing gas.
- A rawhide bone can entertain you for hours.
- No one gets mad if you fall asleep while they're talking.
- As an adult, it's OK if you haven't "amounted to anything"
except being a dog.
- The older you get, the more people respect you.
- You can sleep late every day.
- If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
- You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger's
lap.
- There's no such thing as bad food.
- You don't have to worry about good table manners.
- Someone else combs your hair.
- People think you're normal if you stick your head out the
window to feel the wind in your hair.
- You're always excited to see the same old people.
- Having big feet is considered an asset.
- If you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
- Everything smells good to you.
- A garbage can is a fast-food stop.
- No one tells you to wipe your nose because it's wet.
- No matter where you live, you own the place.
- Your mate never complains because you whine.
- Puppy love can last.
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