A Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar
having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up
to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence
can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie
says, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver
and cheese." She says, "That's not creative." Finally, the Chihuahua
says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."
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