- When you have more
grass in your driveway than in your backyard.
- When your neighbors
find ANY dog running loose and automatically bring it to your
house.
- When you want to
watch TV and you have to sit on the floor because all of the
furniture is "occupied".
- When it takes you
longer to wash your dogs' dishes than your own.
- When you have to
use a wash tub for a water dish.
- When you have to
run an obstacle course to get to the phone.
- When you see one
of your dogs doing something bad (like chewing something up
or leaving a "dog deposit" on the rug) and you have to run through
the entire list of dogs' names in order t o yell at the right
one and by then it is too late.
- When the hazmat
team comes to your house on trash day to handle the "deposits"
that you have placed in your trash can.
- When you have all
of your dogs in the back seat of your car and it automatically
changes lanes when they move to the other side of the car.
- When you NEVER
go anywhere for a vacation because it costs more to kennel your
dogs than to go to Hawaii.
- When you have an
extension on your king-sized bed so you all fit.
- When Iams/Eukanuba
makes home deliveries.
- When you move your
bedroom into the garage and put a king and queen sized bed together
so all of your dogs can sleep with you.
- When you can't
remember all of your dogs' names and just call them by colors....
'black dog'.
- When you take your
dogs for a run in the park and people think it is a dog show.
[more like a 3-ring circus!!!]
Author Unknown
Sheltie
Graphic Courtesy of Clan
Duncan Shelties.
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